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Monday 29 September 2014

Selena Gomez and Austin Mahone Are Officially Official

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I am feeling lots of things about this. Firstly, that of course I'd trust Tay Tay to set me up. Of course. However, perhaps Selena shouldn't keep dating boys who have fans who pun themselves with such rabid conviction (re: Austin's Mahomies, Justin's Beliebers).
And yes, I mean boys, not men. Austin is 17 to Selena's 21.They cannot vote together. They cannot sit at a bar together. They also cannot, most importantly, go to adult jail together (unlike some people), so what will they do on dates?!

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